Stuff my husband says..
Husband showing Lexi things in the pantry and labeling them for her (per my request, helps with speech development in the future):
- “This is bread!” (point at a stale French baguette) “It’s rock hard…. You could fend off a thief with it….”
- “This is macaroni. It’s good. You can spread it on the floor and the thief would crunch on them as he walks and you’ll know he is coming…”
- “These are potato chips.” {pauses as he’s thinking} “…You can feed them to the thief and he will die from obesity?”
{while changing the diaper}
- “Clean up on aisle one. Clean up on aisle one. And by aisle one I mean the crack of your ass.”
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Verna
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Haha! That’s awesome!
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Lorraine
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Oh my goodness, I LOVE this! Thanks for making me laugh, nearly though I was going to give birth.
Keep the great posts coming. I have been following you for a while now and visit your blog daily to see if I missed anything.
I would love it if you would follow mine and like my Facebook/Twitter pages.
Lorraine
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Elena C.
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LOL!!!! :))))))
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Heather @Cookies For Breakfast
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Hahahaha this is hilarious! I think this needs to be a regular post – I love it!!!!
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Tara
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bahaha! I love it!!! That last one… had me dieing of laughter!
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Anna
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Hahaha that’s funny!
I love the songs my partner makes up when he bathes our son. Something about bugs in his hair :P
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Sarah T
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Hi Elena,
I’m usually a lurker but I’ve been wanting to know how speaking Russian to Alexis is going. Also, I loved this post! Have a great day!
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Elena @The Art of Making a Baby
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Hi Sarah!
It’s going better than I expected but at the same time not. :) I am speaking Russian to her but I didn’t realize how hard it would be finding words or not reverting to English when I don’t think. Overall, I think we are doing good, but I would like to continue improving.
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Bevin
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Oh geez. My favorite is the one about potato chips. :)
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Julia
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Rofl that is epic!
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Jessica
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*like* very much:)
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Anna
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That is hilarious !!!!! :)
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Krista
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Love them all, but the last one especially. When my husband lets me sleep in, I often hear him saying funny things to her too. She’s 23 months so she then repeats them. It’s adorable.
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me
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This is cute. My hubby is similar, he says ridiculous things to our son and it makes me laugh.
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Noelle
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New reader! I love your blog. This post made me laugh so hard!
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Elena @The Art of Making a Baby
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Thanks, Noelle! And welcome!
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Ashley @ A Recipe for Sanity
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LOL! Your husband is hilarious. I love posts like this!
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kristy
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hahahah by the crack of your ass! love that!
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Sonya
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I literally laughed out loud to the last one hahahahaha
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