Stuff my husband says..

Written by Elena @The Art of Making a Baby on. Posted in BABY, Daily, FUN TIMES, LIFE

Husband showing Lexi things in the pantry and labeling them for her (per my request, helps with speech development in the future):

– “This is bread!” (point at a stale French baguette) “It’s rock hard…. You could fend off a thief with it….”

– “This is macaroni. It’s good. You can spread it on the floor and the thief would crunch on them as he walks and you’ll know he is coming…”

– “These are potato chips.” {pauses as he’s thinking} “…You can feed them to the thief and he will die from obesity?”

{while changing the diaper}

– “Clean up on aisle one. Clean up on aisle one. And by aisle one I mean the crack of your ass.”

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Comments (19)

  • Verna

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    Haha! That’s awesome!

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  • Lorraine

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    Oh my goodness, I LOVE this! Thanks for making me laugh, nearly though I was going to give birth.
    Keep the great posts coming. I have been following you for a while now and visit your blog daily to see if I missed anything.
    I would love it if you would follow mine and like my Facebook/Twitter pages.

    Lorraine

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  • Elena C.

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    LOL!!!! :))))))

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  • Tara

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    bahaha! I love it!!! That last one… had me dieing of laughter!

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    • Anna

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      Hahaha that’s funny!
      I love the songs my partner makes up when he bathes our son. Something about bugs in his hair 😛

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  • Sarah T

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    Hi Elena,

    I’m usually a lurker but I’ve been wanting to know how speaking Russian to Alexis is going. Also, I loved this post! Have a great day!

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    • Elena @The Art of Making a Baby

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      Hi Sarah!
      It’s going better than I expected but at the same time not. :) I am speaking Russian to her but I didn’t realize how hard it would be finding words or not reverting to English when I don’t think. Overall, I think we are doing good, but I would like to continue improving.

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  • Bevin

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    Oh geez. My favorite is the one about potato chips. :)

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  • Julia

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    Rofl that is epic!

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  • Anna

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    That is hilarious !!!!! :)

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  • Krista

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    Love them all, but the last one especially. When my husband lets me sleep in, I often hear him saying funny things to her too. She’s 23 months so she then repeats them. It’s adorable.

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  • me

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    This is cute. My hubby is similar, he says ridiculous things to our son and it makes me laugh.

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  • Noelle

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    New reader! I love your blog. This post made me laugh so hard!

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  • kristy

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    hahahah by the crack of your ass! love that!

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  • Sonya

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    I literally laughed out loud to the last one hahahahaha

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